Famjokes - Free humorous jokes

Welcome to Famous Jokes.com, your destination for high-quality, top hilarious funny free Religious jokes featuring clean, hot, famous, funny and humorous Religious joke.

!
If you're looking for free funny, hilarious and clean jokes and more, you've come to the right place. We have humorous and funny jokes in a variety of categories. Enjoy the jokes!
!
New Jokes     |     Most Popular     |     Feedback
Jokes Categories
Animals

Aviation

Bar

Blind

Blondes

Business

Couples

Crazy

Doctors

Ethnic

Food

Husband Wife

Lawyer

Military

Music

Religious

Sardars

Sports

Travel

Work

Newsletter
  Its Free !
  Your E-mail Address :
 
 Famous Jokes : Religious Type : Story 
 Sharing Nuts
laughing
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence.
Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
He knew what it was. "Oh my," he shuddered. "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery."
He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. "Come here quick," said the boy. "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls."
The man said, "Shoo, you brat, can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is." But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence, they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been telling the truth. Let's find out if we can see the devil himself." Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought-iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of Satan.
At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done."
They say the old guy made it back to town five minutes before the boy.
 Joke # 71 of 105
 
 More of Religious Jokes Complete List 
« Restaurant Rules God's Wife »
Link To Us     |     Links     |     Tell A Friend     |     Contact Us
 
© Copyright Famjokes.com, All Rights Reserved
Disclaimer || Privacy Policy