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A woman wanted to get divorce from her rich husband and visits a lawyer. The lawyer trying to get the biggest possible alimony and settlement asks, "Does he beat you?"
Woman: "No, he does not."
Lawyer: "Does he keep you short of money?"
Woman: "No, he does not."
Lawyer: "Is he a perpetual drunkard?"
Woman: "No, he does not."
Frustrated lawyer throws his hands on desk ands asks, "Then for God's sake, is he unfaithful to you?"
Ecstatic woman goes, "Yes, yes, we've got him there all right. He does not know but he is not the father of my two children."

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