Famjokes - Free humorous jokes

Welcome to Famous Jokes.com, your destination for high-quality, top hilarious funny free Lawyer jokes featuring clean, hot, famous, funny and humorous Lawyer joke.

!
If you're looking for free funny, hilarious and clean jokes and more, you've come to the right place. We have humorous and funny jokes in a variety of categories. Enjoy the jokes!
!
New Jokes     |     Most Popular     |     Feedback
Jokes Categories
Animals

Aviation

Bar

Blind

Blondes

Business

Couples

Crazy

Doctors

Ethnic

Food

Husband Wife

Lawyer

Military

Music

Religious

Sardars

Sports

Travel

Work

Newsletter
  Its Free !
  Your E-mail Address :
 
 Famous Jokes : Lawyer Type : General 
 Defendant's Lawyer
laughing
A man was chosen for jury duty who really wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more shot.
As the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, "I must be excused from this trial because I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said 'He's a crook! He's guilty!'
So, your Honor, I cannot possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box, you fool. That man is the defendant's lawyer."
 Joke # 5 of 103
 
 More of Lawyer Jokes Complete List 
« Lawyer's Son Definition Of Lawyer »
Link To Us     |     Links     |     Tell A Friend     |     Contact Us
 
© Copyright Famjokes.com, All Rights Reserved
Disclaimer || Privacy Policy