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A Brain Tumor

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable -in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains -- a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce- a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and- a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so expensive ?".
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brain?"

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