 A man and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they start talking. 'Say,' said the woman. 'Do you have a hobby?' 'Yeah, I'm a bee keeper.' 'Well, you must live in the country then.' 'Nope, right here in the city.' 'Really? You must have a large house then.' 'Nope, apartment.' 'Geez, where do you keep them?' 'In a shoe box in my closet.' 'A shoe box? How many bees do you have?' 'Couple thousand, something like that.' 'Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!' 'I hate bees.' |